Car Wisdom
The other day we got to talking about funny bumper stickers and other words of wisdom we have seen on cars. Here is the cream of the crop.
On an old, beat-up car with rust and different colored doors:
When the Rapture Comes Can I Have Your Car?
On a fancy, expensive looking car with a logo that’s not Toyota or Honda or Kia or any that I’m familiar with, the license plate reads:
WAS HIS
On an ordinary car:
Do You Follow Jesus This Closely?
On a car with a young driver:
Warning: Mother of Student Driver On Board
On an ordinary looking car:
My Rear End is Much Closer to You than it Appears
On an older model vehicle:
Grandma Driving. Start Praying.
On a sports car:
If You Want a Perfect Body, Please Take the One in My Trunk
On a youthful looking car:
I Believe in Dragons, Good Men, and Other Fantasy Creatures
On a car driven by a young woman:
I Think, Therefore I’m Single
On a momish car:
Be Careful, Accidents Cause People
On a Mini Van
I Used to be Cool
On a Saturn:
My Other Ride is Uranus
On an SUV:
I Brake for Pedestrians. Sometimes.
On an Older Model Car:
I Brake for People Behind Me
Retired? Now what? 